Jordan Rocks

I have never had much time for Jordan.  The constant TV clips of her and Peter Andre French kissing turned my stomach.  And it should be illegal to let them breed.  But tonight I have had a Road to Damascus experience watching the Eurovision qualifier.

Jordan, five months pregnant and clad in a shocking pink skin-tight pvc cat suit pranced and pelvic thrusted her way into my heart.  I was moved to tears.  Honestly, I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.  I would have loved her to dress and ‘dance’ that way in May, though I suspect her cat suit might have had to be let out.

Sadly, irony and Jordan came second.  I do hope the video of tonights accidental backing into genius will be made available.


About snodlander
Snodlander is the nom de plume of Bob Simms. He is an IT trainer, but it's not as glamourous as it sounds. When he's not enthralling classes with adventures through SQL Server, he writes, draws and drinks his own home-brew. Buy his novel on Amazon Kindle at The Young Demon Keeper, It's 74p, for crying out loud!

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